I'm a big man with a gun,
afraid of no one.
I have the special eyes
that see through lies.
I have the special ears
that hear fears.
I'm a big man with a gun,
accountable to no one.
I'm a big man with a gun,
afraid of no one.
I have the special mind
that knows the different kind.
I have the special sense
that understands pretense.
I'm a big man with a gun,
all justice rolled into one.
I'm a big man with a gun,
afraid of no one.
I have the special rights
that win all fights.
I have the special laws
that obscure my flaws.
I'm a big man with a gun,
stronger than anyone.
I'm a big man with a gun,
afraid of no one.
I have the special way
that knows truth as it lays.
I have the special skin
that detects every sin.
I'm a big man with a gun,
I know what must be done.
